i like netflix and one direction
i'm so 3008


stop:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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Why are you indirecting me?





teamfreepizza:

psychotic-teens:

when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before

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yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image



vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist





when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes



rampagey:

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.





penis-hilton:

me dying





squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster



bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here



cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao



DTHM.
Lumpy Space Princess - Adventure Time