paint the town red

i've wasted my whole life on the internet

itsamegatron:

primadraggle:

dinuguan:

3 TIDDIES!!

Her name is Jasmine Tridevil and I think she’s fantastic.

Looks like she just wears two bras. Double support for the boob that doesn’t belong. Which is good because the human body isn’t formed to support three breasts.

Still go girl. Rock that triple tits and gross out stupid boys.

(Source: catdad)


steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story

(Source: jdanielatllas)

cespur:

crappiur:

if you say so joe

sure joe whatever

cespur:

crappiur:

if you say so joe

sure joe whatever


tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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(Source: brownbitch719)


dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

(Source: deezyville)


backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

(Source: arijandro)

e-brat:

weedjoke420:

this is the best vine ever made

uncle cracker 

vine video

indigoire:

fukuzawayumi-archive:

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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You son of a bitch.