God bless the streets

i've wasted my whole life on the internet


unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

naomimandela:

Naomi Campbell letting her white maid wipe her tears

naomimandela:

Naomi Campbell letting her white maid wipe her tears

(Source: el-perro-come-msbjorn)


spaghettl:

*white girl voice*: "*white girl voice*"

(Source: eggyolk1)


gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?


cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113)

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

(Source: cakejam)

(Source: morfeen)


wifibox:

highlight of my day

image


barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

illkim:

Me on the first day of school

(Source: illkim)


weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot)

psyducked:

GOTTA GET THAT BACON

psyducked:

GOTTA GET THAT BACON

redclaysweetie:

bruh

redclaysweetie:

bruh

(Source: skressed)


weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence